Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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