He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I take back everything I said about communal showers
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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