I'm going to rape someone's good day.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
