Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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