I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she looked like the before picture.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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