no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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