the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
A bitchslap is in order.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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