It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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