Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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