Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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