David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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