I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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