she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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