so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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