I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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