The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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