when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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