That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We got so high we made milksteak
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
We left the knife in your bed.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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