ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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