So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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