why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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