Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i wish my penis had a tongue
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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