I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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