Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Randomize
