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I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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