You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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