just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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