He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I have already put on my inside pants.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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