I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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