yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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