have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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