i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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