Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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