I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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