Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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