Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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