idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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