Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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