bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
