Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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