i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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