I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
