"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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