Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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