I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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