Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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