i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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