We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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