She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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