if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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