Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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