my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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