just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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