if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I want to be your penis for a week.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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