oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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