I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
