Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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