i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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